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101's or 82nd airborne is my main focus. from now on everyone shall call me Lt. Edwards. God im a nerd.
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[26 May 2003|09:55pm] |
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i am definitly going to have the shits tomorow. ive never ate so many damn hot wings at once before at this magnitude of spicyness. i mean, ive ate some really damn spicy bitches, but not a bucket load for pete's sake. more like 4 or 5 spicy bitches. my fingers are permanatly orange now. oh shit it is hitting me early. this is a couple minutes later, but it was just a false alarm. although it is good for now, i am afraid of when the torpedo actually comes out of the gate. it may just be a liquid torpedo, but oh well. well i decided my future. i am going to go through ocs, (officer candidate school) and become an officer in the army when i get my diploma of secondary education. when i retire 6 or 10 years down the road from the army, i will get a nice monthly check to which i can live a satisfying life doing what i wanted to do with the economic security i need. i feel bad for my fiance for she will have to put up with military life, but she is ready and willing. wow the shit is hitting my nose and i am sneezing constantly. well friends, its been real. ill try to keep everyone posted as much as possible, but i do not know who all reads these anymore.
nate
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[19 Jan 2003|10:28am] |
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god damn ignorant protestors.
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[16 Dec 2002|12:15pm] |
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shaving sucks, i want to be 12 again.
homer fuckin rules.
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[09 Dec 2002|12:18am] |
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i shot my friend with a bb gun today, was the funniest god damn thing happened in my life. first i say, RUN BITCH, so he did his little gay trance. then i decided he wasnt running fast enough. so i shot him in the leg. he screamed, YOU SON OF A BITCH! and fell down. i fell down also, from laughing so hard. i almost needed to borrow some depends because i about shit myself laughing.
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[26 Nov 2002|02:47pm] |
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my computer tower caught on fire today....... someone left a candle burning too close to it. i think i know who it was also! there is nothing to do on this damn net anymore, i think i need to save the 45 dollars a month and just play video games or something. my motorcycle has officially been declared an antique. its over 30 years old, etc. still runs. broken gasket needs to be fixed, means oil is leaking everywhere. it was cool too because we went to go get her inspected (thank goodness im a friend of the person who was inspecting it) told me to turn on the lights. so i did. then he said, "turn the lights on high then low beams" uhhh kevin, we only have high... he says, ok. passes it. oil was leaking everywhere. mwahahhahhahaha im getting her liscensed, but i wont probably do it until next spring. fun fun in the sun fuck you. ok this is pointless.
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[19 Nov 2002|08:34pm] |
check it out folks!
75 NATEONATOR 8.715 02-28-2002 01:35 PM
75th person on the ratemyface dealy.
ill get downrated tonight to like 550 or something, hehe
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[11 Nov 2002|04:16pm] |
ok, i found this on the internet, really pissed me off because probably ive never grown up like this, but more of a modern way instead of "using guns"
UK/BM-3 TRANSLATION
{E} 19/220
In the name of Allah, the merciful and compassionate
PRESENTATION
To those champions who avowed the truth day and night ...
... And wrote with their blood and sufferings these phrases ...
_ The confrontation that we are calling for with apostate
regimes does not know Socratic debates ..., Platonic ideals ...,
nore Aristotelian diplomacy. But it knows the dialogue of
bullets, the ideals of assassination, bombing, and destruction,
and the diplomacy of the cannon and machine-gun.
Islamic governments have never and will never be established
through peacful solutions and cooperative councls. They are
established as they {always} have been
by pen and gun
by word and bullet
by tongue and teeth
this is the training manual for Al Qaeda, to whoop them up in a frenzy. ive read about 8 of the lessons out of the 12 and i am disturbed that the fundamentalist actually have to lie to assemble followers in the god awful leaders paths. but hell i gotta go, i drank too much and im getting a case of bubbly-guts.
bye all, ,to whom 1 now.
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[02 Nov 2002|01:39am] |
omg i saw boobies today on yahoo chat for the first time!!! WOW, boobies rock. then she started to get a little freaky with all the weirdos so i left. i beat my total war-shogun today, and gd it was TOUGH!!!!!! i mean jesus, i controlled 3/4 of japan and had over 100,000 daikus. i mean christ, teal was giving me a helluva time. he kept making troops super duty quick, so i had to give in a little land and build sword people makers. after i built those, shit hit the fan! seeing a 100 troop vrs 1000 troop fight in this game happens only like 4 times.... IT HAPPENED LIKE 40 TIMES IN A ROW! it was nuts i tell ya. if it were a real life scenario bodies would be piled up higher than the eifel tower. stupid frenchies. ohh i was at my ladie's house and i helped her pick out some clothes for her in her closet. well to my discovery i saw these homer simpson head things..... so i go, what are those homer things. she gets a sad look on her face, picks them up , throws them at me and says merry christmas fucker. haha she wasnt too pissy, it was my christmas present, and guess what...... THEY'RE HOMER SIMPSON SLIPPERS!!! they're awesome too because you stick your feet in the mouths, etc. id show some pics of it on here but im too stupid to know how to upload pics on live journal, etc. well my dumbass is going to bed. yall have a great night, i get to work tomorow from 8 am to 7 pm, fun fun.
oh yea, ps, im getting the best grade in my western civ class! here i come secondary education degree, as long as i can possibly skip statistics =[ boo@statistics!
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kick ass, there are two bucks in my backyard eating fallen acorns. ive watched these suckers from when thier mother was a little fawn herself, and now they're around 8-10 points each. there is another batch of deer around here in the woods, they come up and eat the acorns too. im thinking about putting a salt block next to the trees so the deer would make a daily appearance instead of a once a weekly deal. deer are amazing creatures.
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hooray... last night me lady and i went to go see "the ring" two mistakes happened.... we went at 8 o clock.... AND IT WAS FUCKING PG-13!!! god damn teens need to shut their mouth. there was this curly red haired girl that i nailed with sour patch kids in the HEAD, DERRRRRRRRRR didnt stop stupidredhead from talking her head off. then there were those retarded teens, ''OHHHHHH THE RING!!!!" as they point suprisingly at the movie screen.... this kid kicked the back of my seat, so i stood up, turned around and looked at him. he curled up in his chair and said he was sorry..... was the last time he kicked my chair. it also made the other fuckers behind me shut up. well i need to get ready for work, i have to work in like 30 minutes and i have yet to shower. peace out yall.
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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAYYY im gettinga motorcycle for 300 bucks, me and a bud are pitching in on getting it. we're going to keep it in my garage and work on it in there. i suggested the idea of painting it black with deep deep purple flames, he agreed it was a good idea. the only thing that needs well work on is the carb. system said the dude, so we are going down to johnson county and taking a look at this bad boy. just pray nate doesnt hurt himself.
bye all, (to whom i refer to like 2 people now)
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[03 Oct 2002|08:26pm] |
You'll ride a black tornado across a western sky.
Rope an old blue norther and milk it 'till it's dry.
Bulldog the Mississippi, pin its ears down flat
Long before you take this cowboy's hat.
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[15 Sep 2002|06:22pm] |
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im in my underwear now eating a big thing of garden grown cantelope. fun fun! last night kicked ass. me and my lady got a hotel room, and let me tell you... HEHEHEHEHEHEHE i can only describe it in such few words........ NATE IS A HORSE!!!!!!!!!! 3 times!!!! and once in the morning. it was grand ole evenin'. i just got off work and i have to go bowling now. fun fun, so everyone , check ya later dude, dudei i need some drugs mannnnnnn, ha
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[10 Sep 2002|11:43pm] |
i got an email the other day, i'd like to post it on here.
"DO NOT FORGET"
I sat in a movie theater watching "Schindler's List," asked myself, "Why didn't the Jews fight back?"
Now I know why.
I sat in a movie theater, watching "Pearl Harbor" and asked myself, "Why weren't we prepared?"
Now I know why.
Civilized people cannot fathom, much less predict, the actions of evil people.
On September 11, dozens of capable airplane passengers allowed themselves to be overpowered by a handful of poorly armed terrorists because they did not comprehend the depth of hatred that motivated their captors.
On September 11, thousands of innocent people were murdered because too many Americans naively reject the reality that some nations are dedicated to the dominance of others. Many political pundits, pacifists and media personnel want us to forget the carnage. They say we must focus on the bravery of the rescuers and ignore the cowardice of the killers. They implore us to understand the motivation of the perpetrators. Major television stations have announced they will assist the healing process by not replaying devastating footage of the planes crashing into the Twin Towers.
I will not be manipulated.
I will not pretend to understand.
I will not forget.
I will not forget the liberal media who abused freedom of the press to kick our country when it was vulnerable and hurting.
I will not forget that CBS anchor Dan Rather preceded President Bush's address to the nation with the snide remark, "No matter how you feel about him, he is still our president."
I will not forget that ABC TV anchor Peter Jennings questioned President Bush's motives for not returning immediately to Washington, DC and commented, "We're all pretty skeptical and cynical about Washington."
And I will not forget that ABC's Mark Halperin warned if reporters weren't informed of every little detail of this war, they aren't "likely -- nor should they be expected -- to show deference."
I will not isolate myself from my fellow Americans by pretending an attack on the USS Cole in Yemen was not an attack on the United States of America.
I will not forget the Clinton administration equipped Islamic terrorists and their supporters with the world's most sophisticated telecommunications equipment and encryption technology, thereby compromising America's ability to trace terrorist radio, cell phone, land lines, faxes and modem communications.
I will not be appeased with pointless, quick retaliatory strikes like those perfected by the previous administration.
I will not be comforted by "feel-good, do nothing" regulations like the silly "Have your bags been under your control?" question at the airport.
I will not be influenced by so called," antiwar demonstrators" who exploit the right of expression to chant anti -American obscenities.
I will not forget the moral victory handed the North Vietnamese by American war protesters who reviled and spat upon the returning soldiers, airmen, sailors and Marines.
I will not be softened by the wishful thinking of pacifists who chose reassurance over reality.
I will embrace the wise words of Prime Minister Tony Blair who told Labor Party conference, "They have no moral inhibition on the slaughter of the innocent. If they could have murdered not 7,000 but 70,000, does anyone doubt they would have done so and rejoiced in it?
There is no compromise possible with such people, no meeting of minds, no point of understanding with such terror. Just a choice: defeat it or be defeated by it. And defeat it we must!"
I will force myself to:
-hear the weeping
-feel the helplessness
-imagine the terror
-sense the panic
-smell the burning flesh
-experience the loss
-remember the hatred.
I sat in a movie theater, watching "Private Ryan" and asked myself, "Where did they find the courage?"
Now I know.
We have no choice. Living without liberty is not living.
-- Ed Evans, MGySgt., USMC (Ret.)
Not as lean, Not as mean, But still a Marine.
Keep this going until every living American has read it and memorized it so we don't make the same mistake again.
now to you all that actually know me, i take this stuff personal. and anyone pisses me off they sure will know my opinions will come back 5 fold. but enough said, everyon have a nice night mk.
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blahhhhhhhhhh, my GOD, i swear someone give me 30 more bottles of pepto bismol because i need it ASAP. yea i have some myself , a WHOLE BOTTLE, but i drank it already, and maybe i just shit it out becuase for god sakes im going to the bathroom every 5 godd amn minutes. and what nate? no wonder why the call them runs because these aren't the easy galloping to the shitter shits, these are, OH GOD I HOPE I MAKE IT! as i slide halfway across the bathroom floor and land perfectly on the toliet seat (like i said ive been doing this all day) i let out the water works, and no i dont mean from mr. middleman.... and jesus, i might as well be wiping my ass with 20 grit sand paper because the brown eye is a little tender from going every freakin 5 minutes! well i just felt like complaining, BECAUSE THIS PINK SHIT ISNT WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[30 Aug 2002|09:49pm] |
i found this on the internet.
Why Anarchy is Stupid, a Thesis
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"Hmmm, what the fuck is up with people preaching for "anarchy in the USA?" if you give it a bit of thought, anarchy is silly. First of all, lets define anarchy. Anarchy: (n) "a movement for a radicaly democratic and libertarian society. It is not bombs, disorder, or chaos. It is not robbery or murder. It is not a war of each against all. It is not a return to barbarianism or to the wild state of man. Anarchism is the very opposite of all that." Right, in other words, NO GOVERMENT. Come on people, even though our US gov't is EXTREMELY fucked up, if it wasn't in place, everything would be complete chaos. Heres a scenario, assuming we have no goverment. Birds sing, theres not a cloud in the sky, young punk walks down 53rd street, his bright orange mohawk sticking up as a pointed fuck you to all around. Disgruntled produce clerk sees this young "punk". Disgruntled produce clerk gets papas shotgun and blows "young punks" head off. Birds chirp. Trust me, shit like that would happen, if theres no penalty, people would be doing anything they wanted to, and that just ain't cool.
The argument for Anarchy (at least from the people that know what their talking about) is "true anarchy would have everyone working together, so there would not be a goverment, everyone will get along." To this I say, hahahhahaha. Everyone getting along is a horribly unrealistic expectation. It is human nature to destroy ourselves. Look at all the wars that have been fought over history, look at all the street gangs killing people WITH a system of punishment in place, think about NO punishment, shit is frightening, in my opinion, somebody pushing that is a bit out of their gourd!
In conclusion all I have to say is that it is all well and good that you may believe in Anarchy, but please people, don't come up to me with your little pins and expect to get any reaction besides, "ummmm no, thats ok." I mean really, don't push your opinion on other people. (editors note: isn't that what a critic does?)"
and nate says, AMEN BROTHA! stupid anarchist can lick my balls and like it.
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[19 Aug 2002|11:16pm] |
i found this on stupid.com
Rejected Children's Book Titles
1. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
2. Your Nightmares Are Real
3. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
4. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
5. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
Actual excepts from Church Newsletters...
Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.
Scouts are saving Aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Ushers will eat latecomers.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say hell to someone who doesn't care much about you.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.
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